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Freshly Picked Cerulean

$45.00 Regular price

INTRODUCING FRESHLY PICKED CERULEAN.


"Blue sunglasses"?! How dare you! Your Philistine mouth mangles art. In 2015, Carl de la Flamingo did a groundbreaking collection of cerulean sunnies. Then it was Bosley St. Basset, wasn’t it, who launched cerulean chew toys? After that, came cerulean tiki drinks, and - oh, oh, what's the point? This fashion lesson is wasted on your vulgar ears. Move along, darling. These cerulean lensed floral patterned frames aren't for you. "Blue sunglasses." Pfft. Indeed!

HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 ALL FASHION
5 NO CATCALLS